Essentially, you should have begun icing them out exactly when the ice started melting. In the spirit of winter, here are some lazy ways to get rid of that cuffing season cutie so you can really enjoy this rainy spring breakup weather.It's perfectly understandable that you haven't gotten around to it—you also haven't quite made it out to get your bike from the bar in Queens you locked it in front of in... Let Them Meet Your Friends You love them but know they are terrible people.
Tip the driver a little extra to deposit your November–March bebe in their own bed.
When they wake up and text you, confused, text back: "I think you have the wrong number...
sounds like your entire relationship was just one long winter hibernation dream, sorry!
The entire appeal of a winter boyfriend or girlfriend is their willingness to lie in a semi-prone position near you with chips on their face while watching "The Wire" for hours. An exciting time, to be sure: birds singing, kids playing outside, Mini Eggs hatching in every bodega.
Here's how to rid yourself of them now that spring is approaching. So how are you going to break up with that nice guy or gal you started dating in November and just... You're not the first person to take "cuffing season" too far.
At the very least, we've had a few real banger days of heat and sun and the guys who wear shorts too early have begun airing out their calves.
Best practice suggests you should start ghosting somewhere around early March and just let nature take its course.
Use Their Favorite Things Against Them Pick up some Indian takeout on the way home from work.
Bundle your significant other tightly in a sleeping bag and consume between 3 and 5 servings of dhaal, paneer, and naan.
Then casually suggest watching a long, slow anime film.
When they inevitably fall asleep, roll them slowly out of your home, placing them gently in an Uber.