And I don’t mean one tit is a D and the other is a D to equal DD…I mean a legit double D bra size.” “Now how did 8 place Highland College grab the top ranked high schooler in the nation?” “For one, the best recruiter in the nation in the form of Scarlett Johannson.Secondly, new coach Erica Durance made a point to go up to Michigan several times to have 1-on-1 visited with the well-endowed 18-year old.
After storming out to claim the first set with a decisive 25-10 victory, we followed up by heaping further misery on the Northern Californian school with a 25-7 set.
Now we are up 23-4 against the thoroughly demoralized opponent.” “And what do you think the biggest difference in our team this year is to the team that lost in the quarter-finals last year, ultimately finishing 8 place,” the one color commentator asked the first. Last years team was extremely beautiful but somehow they got even hotter this season and improved their talent.
Amanda Seyfried makes way in the all important defensive and leadership position, and even though she had a rack that I’d sell my left kidney to motorboat for the night, she didn’t have the most talent.” “And now of course we have the highly touted Emma Watson in that spot. ” “Other than having the face of an angel, legs for days and an ass that is unrealistically plump for her skinny frame?
Well in a volleyballing sense she was the top recruit in the United Kingdom before she left the island, hopped the pond and selected Highland College.
She spent the last trimester and the summer embedding with the team and culture of Southern California and seems to have hit the floor running.
Even tonight alone she’s set the team record for saves in a single game and she’s spent time on the bench to allow her understudy time to play.” “Yes she definitely fits in with Athletic Coordinator Paul Keane’s goal of having the hottest volleyball team ever.
Oh and new recruit Elizabeth Gillies is ready to serve.
She takes her running start, throws the ball up, jumps and swings her arm and…ACE!
The dark-haired beauty with another point directly from her serve and we’re one point away from claiming victory in our final pre-season tune-up.” “And the woman known simply as Liz is another new player.
She made the long track cross country to join us here from Jersey, the talented 19-year-old brings experience, power and the versatility to play either back court wing positions and also fill in as a hitter.” “She also rocks a massive rack, yummy legs and a truly thick ass that I’d like to becomes friends with. ” “Of course we’d be cheating the public if we didn’t mention the breathtaking newest recruit, Kate Upton. Maybe with her supermodel-like height and facial beauty.
Or maybe her mouthwatering tits, which after watching her for the last 2 weeks, I can say with certainty are at least double D!